Marco Transcripts

(Sounds of waves, seagulls passing by, "Marco" title logo opens the film)

Marco: "Ah, Galveston. Here is where I started it all. This is the place where the most brilliant and talented genius mastermind of espionage was born... and you wanna know who that is? Me." Announcer: "Welcome to the Secret Agency Bank. What can we do for you, kid?"

Marco: "Kid? I'm a spy, alright."

Announcer: "You're still a kid, now what can we do for you? Why are you here?"

Marco: "Nothing. I just wanted to enter this fancy, majestic, elegant place for once. Oh. and did I forget to say the magic word? Open sesame?"

Announcer: "Abracadabra, you've landed in the right place, kid"

Marco: "Spy! I'm not a normal kid anymore!"

(Marco enters through the hall, grabs his newspaper and sits down waiting for his appointment, silently reading)

Joe: (in a sly tone of voice) "Hey kid..." (hops to where Marco sits, goes beside him) "You wanna know why I'm here? I'm here cause I also want to become the world's greatest spy..." (Marco stares at him, then keeps on reading his newspaper) "Well. technically that is not the case. Name's Joe. The guy who lives next door, the one who stole the party. I want to become a bad guy. I want to become the greatest supervillain this cruel hostile world would ever know, yeah cause I commit the biggest crimes and besides, I'm the most popular kid in the world, BOOYAH BABY!" (Marco goes at a long distance away from where Joe sits) "Ah, come on kid, don't be such a coward! I just wanted to ask you if we could be friends-"

Announcer: "Marco, your appointment's going to happen in thirty seconds"

Marco: "Good God" (sees Joe staring awkwardly at him and freezes him)

Joe: (frozen thanks to Marco) "Curse you, kid" (falls down to the floor, breaking the ice) Emiliano: (to the soldiers and scientists at the lab) "SUCKERS!" (gets hit by the top, tries again) "Suckers!" (gets hit again by the top) "Suck-" (gets hit again and finally gets to the hole)

Marco: (excitedly) "Yes, yes! That's the mega-thingy we need, now let's get outta here! Hehehe!" (starts Flying Van engine, which flies through the skies) "And once we've already got this thing for once, we are going to use it for ourselves... and no one would ever take away our gift. So, in that case, we will keep it for ourselves, sounds good?" (Joaquin & Emiliano nod gladly) "Yes, I knew I could count on you two" (some hand appears and tries to steal the Mega Gun from Marco's hands, accidentally having choked Marco a bit, Marco sees what's going on) "What the?! Hey, wait, no, stop, stop it, please, please give it back, please give it... (stares at Joe) YOU!"

Joe: (gloatingly) "HA! Now you would have to think again before stealing someone's toy. So long, suckers! (laughs maniacally)

Marco: "We've got to stop him! Emiliano, launch the missiles!" (Emiliano happily presses the button repeatedly, missiles come out of the Flying Van and point towards Joe's blimp)

Joe: (mildly shocked) Üh oh...

Marco: "You'll suffer the inevitable wrath of Marco, HAHA! You'll see"

Joe: (stops the missiles with grenades) "Oh, how gorgeous!" (turns his face towards Marco) "You're never gonna get me!"

Marco: "Not on my Marco..."

Joaquin & Emiliano: "Polo!" (both press the 'double fire' button at the same time, more missiles come out of the Flying Van and again Joe stops them with more grenades)

Joe: (sarcastically) "Wow, seriously kid? More missiles, really? Try something else, you'll never beat me!"

Marco: "Okay then... take THIS!" (arsenal comes out of Flying Van and come towards Joe's blimp like lightning, Marco & Joe still race each other)

Joe: "Ooh... let's see what this tiny baby can do" (presses the smallest button in which a huge cannon pops out, the cannon shoots a huge missile towards the Flying Van, which gives a stunt and flies to Joe's blimp)

Marco: (to Joaquin) "Okay, now activate this button here, plea-" (Joaquin presses it and four hands appear to tackle Joe's blimp while one of them goes retrieve the Mega Gun, to which Joe destroys) "Oh God, I messed up" (goes on top of Joe's blimp) "Okay guys, I am going down there to get the thingy, yes?" (Joaquin & Emiliano say "yes" in Spanish) "Okay then" (Marco goes down to the top of Joe's blimp and cracks one part open, only for one of Joe's mechanical hands to plunge him back, Marco gets smacked to the window much to his cousins' shock while getting hit by windshields) "Ow, ow, can you both stop these- ow!" (sees that he's about to fall) "Yikes!" (goes back to Flying Van) "Not quite what I was expecting, but I'm very sure we will-" (Joe shows up with the Mega Gun and laughs maniacally)

Marco: "Wait, what?! Wait, hey no, that's cheating!"

Joe: "HA! Now I would get to know what it is to suffer the inevitable wrath of Marco, right? Well, guess what? You are wrong... cause now I have the Mega Gun. And now with the ultimate Mega Gun, I will have the power and the authority to destroy your van to pieces! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Marco: "You've got to be kidding me..."

Joe: "BOOYAH BABY! HAHAHAHA!" (shrinks Marco's Flying Van)

Marco: "Wait... what is happening?! Joaquin! Emiliano! (the Flying Van gets even smaller and explodes) "Wait, no no no... not my Flying Van!"

Marco, Joaquin & Emiliano: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!"

Marco: "Oh, great!" (they scream again falling down with Flying Van) (Marco introduces his friends the underground lair, much to their shock and surprise)

Pepe: "Marco, are you sure these booby traps might be a bit too dangerous for innocent guests like us?"

Marco: "Bro, this is my underground lair. No one passes "Marco's Lair" unless if they are good enough to handle such booby traps like these... (some sharp blades almost fall upon Marco) "AAAAAAAGHH! I was not expecting that."

Kevin: "Me neither."

Isabella: "Really, Marco? How come our parents don't know anything about this?"

Marco: "Our parents don't know this cause I'm actually a spy. Well, we in general are considered to be spies. And if anything bad happens to us, then whom shall we blame all this for? (Marco grabs the screen) (Marco shows his friends Joe's fortress as he's about to destroy it by himself)

Marco: "There it is. Joe's fortress. Joe's sloppy fortress."

Pepe: "And what are you gonna do about it?"

Marco: "Well... I am gonna blow it up! What do you all expect?"

Isabella: "Please don't blow it up. Joe's gonna get angry at you"

Marco: "Who cares? Besides, I'm the genius here. I get to do anything that pleases me... and of course you guys" (stares at the girls, whom feel uncomfortable) "And girls"

Aileene: "Hmm... something's wrong here. You must be a-"

Marco: "Spy? Child? Narcissist?"

Aileene: "No, nothing of these. I just wanted to warn you about something"

Marco: "What? Is it something true?"

Aileene: "Um... nothing, sir."

Marco: "Well... I guess you may take a seat of you wish to apply for... (Marco opens roof shields and exposes Joe's fortress to everyone's sight and amazement) "THIS.... experiment. Now, let's go ahead and prepare the cannon, shall we?"

Aileene: "You're so weird"

Marco: "Weird? You called me weird? Let's see if this is weird!